Dear John,

By the time you read this, I'll be gone. I'm sorry for doing this but, it's for the best. I know this might comes as a bit of a surprise to you - especially because I've purchased so much of your hardware over the years. But I'm sorry ...I just need freedom. I think you're swell, but I don't think we're right for each other. First of all, we're not compatible. You keep your source-code locked up tight, and I feel left out. Anyway, I am going to use Vyatta open-source networking products for my router, firewall and VPN needs from now on. But you know what? I still want to be friends. After all, we haven't auctioned all of your equipment on Ebay yet.

Take care of yourself - and good luck.

P.S. I cheated on my CCIE