Dear John,

We almost had good times, didn't we?  Your friends came over and told me how great you were, in hopes that I would ask you out.  They didn't have to tell me about your great features, I assumed you were "all that", since that's what all the other boys were saying.  Cisco, we all know you have been "around the block". That's good though, it meant that you were tried, tested, and proven.  Then your friends went on to tell me some suprising things.  You won't really like me unless I spend a ton on you, and that's just to get started.  Each problem we might encounter is going to be extra rough since I will have to ask your friends to counsel us, at $200 an hour.

I hope I didn't hurt your feeling by acting interested, because I am not anymore as I found a another partner.  Please understand, it's not you, it's me.  I needed to have all your great features, but Iwithout the expensive counseling costs and startup premiums.  You see, I have to spend money on things like advertising and payroll, and you just don't fit into my life right now.  Since I know you will ask, it's Vyatta that I found comfort with.  Now I can have a high integrity network, and maybe even a little extra spending money for when we want to have fun.