Dear John,
It is with a combined sense of disappointment and passion that I must tell you that I am no longer in love with you. I have completely and totally fallen for another:Vyatta. Yes, I know he's much younger than you are, but I just can't help myself.
His lack of fear of being exposed - so sexy; his gorgeous features, performance and reliability - so alluring; the freedom he gives me to be who I want to be - so enlightening! I'm mad, John! Madly in love with someone who truly understands me and is finally able to meet my needs.
Knowing this, I feel that we just can't go on with our relationship. It's not fair to anyone involved. I mean, what if, during an intense moment with you, I called out Vyatta's name? And how I've already fought against doing just that!
We had some good times, John, or so you told me. So, please reflect on those moments and try to move on. Never look back. I know I won't.
If you take anything away from this experience, I hope you have learned that closing yourself off from the world only leaves you lonely.
Signed,
Moving On (and Vyatta's age has nothing to do with it)