Dear John,

Router>show run

Yes, it's been fun run, but I have to go now.
It turns out I really do need the security, and the lower costs associated with an open source network.

I'm sorry, I know it's me, not you--I've just changed, and I have to move on.

In any event, I know change is hard, esp. with all the marketing hype you've paid for--well OK we, your customers, paid for.

And I don't expect to see you at an Open Source/Linux conference anytime soon.
But, you are always welcome.
We can talk of all the good times we use to have.
I know there must be one we can talk about--I just can't think of it right now.

Router>erase start
Router>erase flash
Router>reboot cisco org chart