Dear John,

Let's face it - your too fat for me.  There was a time that you were lean and responsive, and could keep up with our active lifestyle.  But now you just sit there, all bloated and odorous, and wheeze when I ask you join in. Your suit doesn't fit anymore, in fact the colors don't even match - and why do you keep wearing that stupid hat!  Have you seen yourself lately - part desktop, part CE, part network, part application server - this is not what I want out of a relationship.

So goodbye tubby!

PS. I had an affair with Quagga and Xorp while you were in India...they were great.